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Well
now, that there Thunderbirds Movie Rumour Mill has gone into hyperdrive
over the last few weeks with a succession of Big Official
Announcements
from Working Title confirming plotting and scheduling for
the so-often-delayed
live-action adaptation. Here's what we now know:
1) The budget is confirmed as being £50m,
the biggest in Working Title
history. Shooting
commences this March in the Seychelles, with studio
work at Pinewood to follow
and digital effects work farmed out to London's
Framestore...
2) The casting seems to have broken down
like so:
Geoff Tracy / Bill Paxton
(Twister / Frailty / Titanic)
The Hood / Ben Kingsley
Scott Tracy / Philip Winchester
(ThePatriot)
John Tracy / Lex Shrapnel
(K-19: The Widow-maker)
Virgil Tracy / Dominic
Colenso (The Lost Prince)
Gordon Tracy / Ben Torgenson
Lady Penelope / Sophia
Myles
Parker / Ron Cook
No word yet on who is
to play Alan Tracy, and there's been ne'er a
mention of Brains or TinTin
or Kyrano anywhere...
3) So
that cast list now includes Ben Kingsley playing The Hood, but
this is very much at odds
with many other reports that still say a brand
new character called Aristotle
Spode will be in the film. That said,
the
BBC made no mention of this character in their latest report.
Indeed,
they made reference to The
Hood once more and suggested the film
will be shot at Shepperton,
not Pinewood...
4) The movie is now to be aimed squarely at the
under-10s audience. Indeed
it will be focusing on
the younger members of the Tracy clan, namely a
15-year-old Alan Tracy who must endeavour
to defeat The Hood/Spode
and rescue his older brothers and
father, stranded in orbit onboard
Thunderbird 5...
5) According to the producers, the ships will
be the real 'stars' of this movie,
and all have been rejigged
and updated for the feature. Here's Working Title's
Tim Bevan talking to The
Guardian:
"We have been faithful in the
new designs to Gerry Anderson's original
concepts in the way that
the new Volkswagen Beetle or the new Mini
are to their old ones."
6) Gerry Anderson is taking no part in the production...
So what does all this mean? - Well, who knows. Noises
in the jungle suggest
the script is still 'terrible', and 'unfaithful' to
its source material. But without
having seen a copy for ourselves, how can we comment.
Both X-Men and Spiderman
had a lot bad air about them when they went into production,
but they turned out
to be Fan-Boy dreams. Maybe Thunderbirds will pull a
rabbit out of the hat?
One thing is for sure, there is a very fine line between
tweaking an established
concept and mangling it altogether. Lord Of The Rings,
Harry Potter, X-Men,
and Spiderman have proven unequivocally that if you
stick faithfully to the
path of the original source material with only occasional
sidesteps into the
rough you will strike box office gold. The Avengers,
Lost In Space, Judge Dredd,
The Saint, Tank Girl and so many others have proven
, absoloutely, that tinkering
for tinkering's sake will send you stumbling into the
briarpatch of Box Office despair.
The Thunderbirds movie has no input from the series
mentor, but that's not
necessarily a bad thing. Star Trek survived without
Gene Rodenberry - nay - it
even improved. Rejigging those ships and some of the
more outlandish concepts
also makes sense for a modern audience. But boiling
the contents down to a
Spy Kids size concept - now that sounds a tad dangerous
and it seems that
the producers have veered away from some of the excesses
being bandied
about before Xmas. Thunderbirds was always about Big
Ships, Big Rescues
and a Big Band Of Brothers, not kiddy heroics. If you're
going that far down the
line of re-conception why bother using the material
in the first place, why not
simply come up with a wholly-new Spy Kids style film totally
unconnected to
Thunderbirds...?
Ah me, so much heated speculation. As always, The Hound
prefers to keep
things positive. Let's wait and see and hope for a cracking
adventure. At the
end of the day, regardless of the film, we will always
have the original
Supermarionation to savour - that can't be taken away
from us, can it?
And maybe, just maybe, we'll be served an equally satisfying
dish of new
Thunderbirds flavours to savour...
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Well, the old Thunderbird wagon really is on a roll
now as more and more
film details are leaked in the run up to production.
The award for biggest
scoop, though, must surely go to Coming
Attractions who have got their
paws on the first
picture of the revised FAB-1 design from the film. Lady
Penelope's pink Rolls Royce was an iconic creation,
wasn't it? - Well now,
the car has been restyled in the form of a pink Ford
Thunderbird, as you
will see. So what do you think? - Is it an exciting
re-imagining of a favourite
vehicle, or an ominous taste of things to come over
the next year or so?
And more than that, is this the final design? Personally,
if this is the final
design, I reckon they've missed the boat with this one.
It looks too flash,
too sporty. Lady P was a sporty lady, certainly,
but she had class with it.
She would sit back and sip her Martini in cosseted comfort
whilst casually
instructing Parker to dispatch the villains around
them. By giving her such
a nippy, manoeuverable sports car, the emphasis has
been shifted. The lady
owning this kind of vehicle would drive it herself.
And she'd take great
pleasure in the thrill of the chase. What need would
she have for a chauffeur?
Ah me, but here I am again, speculating on leaked information
and chatter.
Still we wouldn't have it any other way, would we?...
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Of course, the Tracy brothers aren't the only
Supermarionation stars making
a comeback right now. And no, I'm not referring
to Joe 90, either. Anderson
fans have been making their way down to their
local comic shop to pick up
copies of Misc Mayhem's FAB new Supercar comics. That's
right, Mike,
Jimmy, Beaker and Popkiss - Team Supercar
- are currently starring in a
four-part comic adventure doing battle with evil Spiro
Masters. The strips are
fun, updating the original series without mashing
the concept, and each
issue has been enthusiastically previewed by the
creatives over on the
Misc!
Mayhem Supercar site...
...But that's not all. Anderson collectors can
start salivating now for the
arrival of an incredible die-cast Supercar model, coming
our way later this
year from the talented folk at Product
Enterprise Ltd. This 17cm long model
was launched at London's ToyFair a week-or-so ago, and
is due in the UK
some time this October/November, along with other die-cast
collectibles
from Gerry Anderson's shows: the UFO Interceptor and
Space:1999 Eagle
Transporter. And as if that wasn't exciting enough,
die-cast Fireball XL5 and
Stingray models are set to follow in 2004. Rest assured,
Supercar will be
landing at ToonsToGo
just as soon as we can get our eager paws on it!...
Which leads us on to a shameless plug. If you're an
Anderson fan (and let's
face it, who isn't?) you might want to check out the
latest arrival over at
our store. We've just taken delivery of that fantastic
Remote Control
SPV
from Captain Scarlet. It's a beast of a model, full-functional,
with authentic
phrases from the series and a firing mechanism and -
oh - it simply oozes
desirability. These were actually launched a wee while
back, but not many
places picked them up - fools! - We've now acquired
the last few of these
available in the UK. And darn it, we're keeping one
for ourselves. That's
how good they are!....
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Hold the post! - Here's more first class
news from Greendale concerning
our favourite postie, Postman Pat. The Greendale franchise
was snapped up
by Entertainment Rights a wee while back when
they acquired Woodland
Animations. Last
September they announced plans to give Pat's friend
Jess The Cat his very own stop-motion series.
Well now they've gone a
step further with the very welcome news
that Pat himself is returning in
a new series, and what's more, he too will
be in splendid stop-motion and
animated by top toonsters Cosgrove Hall
Films...
According to PR released to C21-Media
and others, 30 new episodes have
been commissioned by CBBC - 26x15mins and
4x30mins, with production
starting in March. Writer John Cunliffe
is back on the Greendale round
and there are new characters planned for
the show, like Mr Bain the Indian
Station Master. We can expect the first
straight-to-video release this
September with the series proper following
in 2004...
...And that's not all, because we not only
have a famous Postman returning
to our screens, but an equally-famous fireman.
Yep, it looks like Fireman
Sam will be breaking the Welsh picket lines
to take part in a new series
too. Once more Entertainment Rights are
in the driving seat, with those
Cardiff-based stars at Siriol generating
the animation for the new show.
And that really is hot news to warm your
winter cockles...
Keep checking Entertainment Rights for all
the news on their various
licenses: www.entertainmentrights.com...
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Mr Men fans will be tickled to here that six brand
new Mr Men books are
to be published this year. Roger Hargreaves' enduring
characters have been in
print since 1971, and now his son Adam has written
and illustrated Mr Cool,
Mr Rude, Mr Good, Little Miss Bad, Little Miss
Scary and Little Miss Whoops.
You can see Mr Rude over on The
BBC....
The first four books are due to be published by
Egmont Books this April,
with the other two following in September. The
Mr Men franchise is now
said to be worth around £130m and has been
kept alive by some very shrewd
licensing and promotional deals - like the Mr
Christmas offer at McDonald's,
and the fan-created Mr
Cheeky book which came out eighteen months ago.
And at the end of the day, the Mr Men endure because
they are such
charmingly simple creations. Everyone knows someone
who looks like
a Mr Man, or a Little Miss. 100m copies of the
books have been sold
over the last thirty years, making the late Roger
Hargreaves the second most
successful author in the UK, after J K Rowling.
Quite extraordinary...
Keep up with the Mr Men at their official site:
http://www.mrmen.co.uk
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Uh-oh! - The Kittens are here!
You remember Natural Born Kittens, right? - The
Hound announced their
imminent arrival back in October.
Born from the
Manga mind of Larry Bundy Jr,
the kittens are actually The Four Daughters Of
The Catopalypse, reborn as a
raucous gang of Manga-style goddesses-come-school girls.
Mr Bundy has teamed
up with Absolutely Productions to unleash these
felines stars on the web and
on tv. And now, that first step towards world
domination has been taken
because the official site has launched:
www.naturalbornkittens.com
That's the URL above. Here you'll find info on
the fearsome felines as well
as regular comic strips and - oh - plenty more
Manga mayhem too.
You can sign up for updates as well, if these kitties
tickle your cartoon palette.
This certainly sounds like an intriguing concept.
Something a bit different
on the UK toon scene, and well worth a look....
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Here's some exciting, wobbly news. Grange Calveley's
original Roobarb
series is returning to terrestrial TV in the UK.
Featuring Bob Godfrey's
extraordinary felt pen animation and Richard Brier's
breathless narration,
Roobarb and his pink pal Custard remain the 70s'
top nostalgia favourite for
many thirty-something kids. Now Five has picked up
broadcast rights to the
series from Green Dog Films, with plans to air
them from March 22nd as part of
their Shake morning TV spot.
Now that's news to get the birds twittering in anticipation,
isn't it? - Five have
proven rather savvy recently, having also just
brought us the delights of the
new CGI Dan Dare series. Just a pity us folks
up here in the wilds of Scotland
can't actually receive Five on their standard
aerials - * sigh*....
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Now
I've spent the entire time here rambling on about future toons, forthcoming
shows and movies and collectibles. So how about shining
the spotlight on a trio of
hot shows that are already with us? - First up
are two Toonhound faves which
I've been raving about for the best part of a
year now. Then there's a repeated
puppet series which is equally brilliant:

Bounty Hamster - CITV Thursdays 4.15pm
Surely you know all about this one by now? - The
Hound rattled on about
the pleasures of this Peafur series in both the March
and September editions
last year. If you're a Sci-Fi buff there are numerous
guilty pleasures to
enjoy here, lots of Fan-Boy references and quips. It's
great to see an
afternoon toon geared towards older kids for a
change...

Yoko! Jakamoko! Toto! - CITV
Mon-Fri 3.40pm
More guilty pleasures here, courtesy of Collingwood
O'Hare. YJT is a
visual and aural delight, with its textile backgrounds
and day-glo stars,
and infectious Latin American rhythms. It's also
very funny, more so
because the CITV presenters seem to find it impossible
to pronounce
the title properly!...

Captain Abercromby - BBC2 - Thurs
& Fri 7.45am
Wark Clements' first foray into children's
toon tv is an undiscovered gem,
with terrific sets and puppets and lots of imagination
from creator John
Gorman. Set sail for night time piratical adventure
with Abercromby
and his crew. But you'll have to set your alarm
early. This one airs
at a godforsaken time in the morning on BBC2...
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