Christmas
is a-coming and we'll be growing fat - fat, I tell you
- on the sumptuous delights of two new
all-British animated
features. If you're a regular visitor
you should already know
about Jimmy Murakami's 'Christmas
Carol: The Movie', in
cinemas late November. Now there's an
exciting film landing
in the midst of the Christmas schedules
on ITV. It's a
whimsical yarn called 'The King's Beard'
and it comes from
the many-faceted, multi-talented heads
and hands of
Collingwood O'Hare.
Tony Collingwood and his production partner
Chris O'Hare
have previously brought us 'Dennis And Gnasher',
'Oscar's Orchestra',
'Captain Zed And The Zee Zone' and the BAFTA
-winning, flamigo-stuffed brilliance
of 'Rarg'...
'The King's Beard' follows the adventures
of young Rufus
who takes up the post of Barber
in the magical Mirrored
Kingdom - a redundant role now,
because the poor King is
under the hair-raising spell of
his evil brother Jasper and
everybody in the kingdom wants to
look just like their full-follicled
ruler. So Rufus pays the King a
visit to see if he can reverse
the trend, and finds himself up to his
neck in beards, fairies,
bats, mice, machines, machinations,
upside-down kingdoms
and quite enough wickedness to wilt
several magic wands.
This 73-minute treat is stuffed
with ideas, cooky characters,
silly songs and action. The strong
voice cast features Jim
Broadbent, Maureen Lipman, Allan Corduner
and Peter Egan
and there's a boisterous score to
enjoy from composer
Philip Appleby. Look out for it in the
Xmas schedules, possibly
even Xmas Eve - I'll post the broadcast
time here when it's
confirmed!
'The King's Beard' isn't the only
new production from
Collingwood O'Hare this Xmas. Also
in the schedules is
a splendid half-hour adaptation
of Jez Alborough's 'Bear'
books entitles 'Eddy And The Bear'.
This one's a treat,
with Robert Lindsay voicing Bear
and Frances De La
Tour narrating the simply brilliant
rhyming couplets.
There'll be more on this one next
time, and plenty more
of Tony Collingwood in an imminent
exclusive Toonhound
Q&A. Yep, that's right, The
Hound has scooped yet another
top chat with a top toon cat. Tony
gives us the lowdown
on his beard, his bear and his previous
exploits - better
bookmark us now, eh?
In the mean time, interested parties
should surf on
over to Collingwood O'Hare's official
site:
The Mr Men are 30 years old - who would
have thought?
I still have my first edition 'Mr Happy'
and 'Mr Tickle', bought
for me when I was 4 years old *sigh *.
There are now 44
different Mr Men titles in the range,
which are drawn by
Alan Hargreaves, son of the late great
Roger Hargreaves.
The Mr Men were a brilliantly simple concept,
executed
so perfectly in those little square books
with their
geometric stars and their solid blocks
of happy felt-tip
colour. Throw the Little Misses into the mix
and you
have 70 books to collect in all. It's
great to see Egmont
Books faithfully sticking with the original
familiar book
design with each 'Mr' figure and title
on a plain white
background, just as they were in the beginning....
Number 44 is 'Mr Cheeky', who's perhaps
the most special
Mr Man of them all. That's because he was actually
conceived by Gemma Almond, age 8, who
won a Sunday
Times competition to create a new Mr.
Alan Hargreaves
has created a very sweet tale for him which
co-stars
Mr Greedy, Mr Nosey, Little Miss Neat and Little
Miss
Bossy. This cheeky chappie's book is only available
in
branches of WH Smith as a limited edition,
with a portion
of the profits being donated to the Children
With Leukaemia
Charity - which gives you any number of reasons
to get
out and buy a copy - heck - several copies!
Sooty's back on our screens for the umpteenth
year - hooray,
and all that! - More importantly, this
time he's conjured up
not only a brand new human co-presenter
but a brand new
puppet friend too...
That's right, the new Sooty Show currently
on C-ITV has
introduced mischievous Miki the cat alongside
Sweep, Soo
and the others. You'll find every last-piece
of minutiae about
our feline friend and the rest over at
'Reaching Brand New
Sooty Heights' the most informative Yahoo
Group I think
I've ever visited:
As if by magic, master artist David McKee has
answered the
pleas of festive fans from around the country
and written a
brand new Mr Benn book for our delectation!
'Mr Benn:Gladiator' was published last month
by Andersen
Press. It's the first new Benn book for - oh
- over twenty years
and comes hot on the heels of McKee's brand-spanking
new
King Rollo book 'King Rollo And The New Stockings'.
Both are
terrific additions to their respective series, beautifully
illustrated
in that familiar McKee fashion.
Are there plans for more? - Let's hope so! Meanwhile,
The Hound
has heard that 'Mr Benn's Guide To Life', a
co-written volume
from McKee and Tess Read should be appearing in stores
soon. It's kind of like 'The Tao Of Pooh' or
the 'Magic Roundabout'
books, taking themes from the series and applying
it to
our everyday lives - Like, cool, eh?
What are the BBC up to? - Here's
'The Mr Hell Show' a
topnotch, A-grade attempt to create a toon
show specifically
for adults, funded by the selfsame broadcaster,
with a
star turn from a standup stalwart as the
lead voice. So what
happens? - No trails. No publicity. No
nuthin'. Mr Hell was
slipped into the Sunday night schedules
without a mention,
almost apologetically...
What a bloomin' disgrace! - 'The Mr Hell
Show' is an abrupt,
jolting concoction of devilish glee. It
screams out for support
and awareness for its scatterbrain structure.
This kind of
show has to be helped along whilst it
finds its audience,
supported throughout its initial run and
steered towards a
triumphant second series...
But no. Not here. We can see it all now,
can't we? The
series will flounder, woefully unaided,
upon the rocks and
will be left to sputter and gasp to a
predestined slow death.
Why So? - I just don't understand. I mean,
why invest in
a show like this if you have no intention
of promoting or
nurturing it? It's not like the show's
a flop - you only have
to look to its Canadian success to see
that, with the proper
commitment it can hold its own (literally,
methinks)...
What the Beeb really need is someone in
charge who understands animation - understands
that there is an
appreciative adult audience out there
hungry for this kind
of alternative entertainment. It's a genre
that is left weeping
in the corner, hand-in-hand, with the
used-and-abused
Sci-Fi shows the station have attempted
to broadcast.
The Beeb do 'Kids Cartoons' supremely
well. You can't
fault them. And BBC Worldwide know the
tie-in and
licensing game like the back of their
hand. I applaud
them - nay, I salute them for this. But
as soon as that
crossover point looms on the horizon they
flinch, they
falter, drop their rifles and run for
cover...
'Duck Man' was abandoned first. Then 'The
Simpsons',
who somehow clawed their way out of open ground
into
the rough unattended. 'The Big Knights'
had a wee crutch
for a while, but precious little aid for the
video release
and no licensing support whatsoever -
what a crime, it
did and does have 'classic' stamped all
over it. Meanwhile,
poor 'Rex The Runt' is being riddled with
bullets as you read
this. So what chance for our horny little friend?
- *sigh*
Check out all the links for all the info
for this one on Toonhound's Mr Hell
Show index page . And of course, there's that
oft-mentioned utterly exclusive Q&A with
Mr Hell co-creator
Alan Gilbey, still
online here...
Well there you go, another top story blown apart...
The BBC press office has been hotly denying
any plans
to release a Xmas single from our favourite
builder after all.
If you recall, the talk was, Bob was going to
be releasing
a version of 'Crocodile Rock' in which he duets
with
Piano Queen Elton John. But it's now a nonstarter,
and
those caring folk at the Beeb are anxious to
stop the
chatter lest any fans throw their hard-earned
cash away on
a Xmas single flutter...
Still, Bob and Elton do appear together in Bob's
fab first
feature-length special 'Bob The Builder - A
Christmas To
Remember'. It's funky frosty fun is this, and
it's out on
video to buy now.
Well now, it looks like being a busy old period
at Toonhound
in the run up to Christmas. Not only am I prepping
that
there Q&A with Mr Collingwood, I've also
been having a
natter with a second British comics artist,
Joe McCaffrey,
who brought us such Fleetway faves as Jack Pott,
The Toffs
And The Toughs and that many-monied mullah Mustapha
Million.
Joe's got a new toon creation online right now,
in the form
of Albert Duck, a toon he's been working on
with the equally-
talented Mark Povey. You'll find Albert here:
So that's Tony and Joe and - oh, wait - there's
someone
else waiting in the wings. Someone big, VERY
big in the
animation world, but also quite small. Confused?
- You won't
be when you hear who it is. But you'll have to wait
till next
time before I reveal all...