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gem from Brian Walker, this is based upon the bill poster on display outside
that most haunted of taverns, Scream
Inn. Here's the spiel, in detail:
ONE MILLION POUNDS!
To anyone who dare to stay all of ye night in ye haunted
bedroom at Scream Inn
Six feet below sea-level, Scream Inn stands in its own
swamp, overlooking ye
Murky Mire, guaranteeing foul odours day &
night. All rooms warranted damp,
dark & diabolical, with hot & cold clammy
hands laid on. We provide gloom
service, central haunting & a whine cellar.
Secret passages, creaking doors,
cobwebs, reptiles & deathwatch beetle inclusive.
All mattresses stuffed with
best vulture feathers. Bed & breakfast at frightening prices.
Under the direct supervision of The Innkeeper,
the supernatural staff of spooks,
ghouls, witches, zombies, devils & phantoms will
strike terror into the stoutest
heart. Daracula Diners Club & Vampire Luncheon Vouchers
ABANDON HOPE ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE!
HEH, HEH AND HEH AGAIN!
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