"Muddy
Mildred!"

Back in 2003, the star players and associates
of Warbury FC moved out of
the pages of "The Sun" and into their
very own, fully-fledged weekly.
"Striker" the comic was an all-3D
affair that somehow totted up 87 barmy
issues before it folded, and the Warbury management
returned to the interior
pages of "The Sun" once more. It may been
a short-lived venture, but
it gave its readers one heck of a ride...
Pete Nash's "Striker" strip first
appeared Britain's favourite tabloid in
November 1985, and back then it was a standard four-panel creation
in
black and white. The striker of the title was Nick
Jarvis, and the strip
followed his day-to-day adventures both on and
off the field and, indeed,
into the bedroom with a succession of dollybirds.
Jarvis was a player on
the rise, moving from Oakvale to Thamesford FC, until
eventually, he
was recruited as the player-manager of the Warbury
Warriors. And so
began the extraordinary love-hate relationship beteween
this star striker
and Warbury's larger-than-life chairman Eric Openshaw
- It's their
continuing spats and feuds that form the nucleus
of the strips
in the comic...
. Ah, yes. Back to the comic. It didn't just appear
overnight, of course.
"Striker" shifted from monochrome to colour
in 1990. But that first step to
glorious Photoshop 3D didn't come until nine years
later. After at least
one false start, the new-look strip was given
a regular 3D fixture in "The Sun"
every Saturday from January 1999. And as the strip
developed in look, so it
develped in tone. The storylines began to embrace
the absurdities
of the modern game. Nothing was out of bounds, and
the strip's increasing
popularity with readers convinced the fledgling 3D
team that there was room
for an even bigger and broader soccer parody
outside of this tabloid home.
Striker:
The Web Site was thus born, and "Striker" the comic subsequently
launched on August 28th 2003. And what's more,
the comic surpassed
everyone's estimates, shifting more than 38,000 copies
of its first edition.
The gamble had paid off handsomely. "The
Sun" though, tried to scupper
the departure of its top strip with an all-new football-based
comic strip.
("The Premier") Cheekily, they even hinted
at the demise of Warbury FC
in the opening panels of their toon. Yet
it was too little too late. Nash
and his team had already snatched their comic
glory...
Only, that glory was short-lived, because from
then on, readers were
treated to a weekly rollercoaster ride as the
3D team struggled to
build a bigger readership and thus gain enough
backing for their big future
plans. This struggle was immediately evident
to any one who ventured
in to their local newsagents. The comic's risque
content confused retailers
and the purchasing public alike. Was it a comic,
or a lad's mag? Its
location varied from store to store. Then
there was the fact that so many
of the strip's readers had, in fact, been a
captive audience, reading it
within the confines of their favourite newspaper.
How many of them
could be persuaded to buy this standalone offspring?
Not as many as they'd hoped, alas. In June 2004,
Pete Nash and company
were forced to take drastic measures. They issued
a share scheme so that
the most avid readers might invest in the company
directly and keep their
favourite weekly afloat. It was a comic first,
and an extraordinary
development, but incredibly they achieved their
target investment.
Funnily enough, the ups and downs of these enedeavours
were reported,
week on week, within the comic itself as a kind of
absurd running
commentary that, at times, seemed to mirror
the craziness of
Warbury FC itself.
So "Striker" the comic now had public
co-ownership. But even this cash
injection felled to stem the tide. In May 2005,
it was forced to fold,
although there was one last crazy twist in the
tail, because Pete
Nash and his former emploers were at last able
to put their previous
acrimony to bed, allowing Warbury FC to return
once more to the
pages of "The Sun" - You really couldn't
have scripted it better...
Strike
this!
Originally, Nick Jarvis was the star player for a
fictional football team
called Oakvale. After his dazzling display in a cup-tie
with Manchester
United he was poached by Thamesford FC, but
eventually his star began to
fade and - in a typically audacious mood - Warbury
FC's larger-than-life
chairman Eric Openshaw signed him up as the
Warriors' new player-
manager. Eric had a dream. Warbury had
just been promoted from the
Vauxhall Conference League, and he now sought
promotion to the
premierleague in successive seasons. Although they
didn't quite
achieve the dream that year, success eventually came
two years
down the line, in 2000. Then things unravelled, big
time. Firstly,
Jarvis quit the club and moved to Australia,
only to have his leg
bitten off by a shark on Bondi Beach. Though
the limb was safely
reattatched, clearly, his playing days were
over. He returned to find
Warbury FC in dissarray and come the end of
the 2001-2002 season,
Warbury were relegated to the First Division...
And that was where "Striker" the comic
stepped in. And with
all those pages to fill, the all the trials
and tribulations of the tabloids
were played out through the squad, who were
a hotchpotch of homegrown
talent and international imports with all the
usual hang-ups, peculiarities,
WAGs and foibles.
Each issue presented us with a continuing main
story concerning life off
and on the Warbury pitch, plus a support item detailing
the team's
encounters on it, against their "real life"
opposition. The original
older strips were also reprinted alongside cgi
pinups of the associated
dolly-birds and 'star' reviews of the latest
sports cars and accessories,
and the whole thing introduced by the unforgettably
absurd Eric 'muddy'
Openshaw...
All
in the detail
Eagle-eyed fans should keep their eyes on indiviual
Striker panels.
There's always plenty to look for. Here's a
quick quartet for you:
In
issue #4, in the first panel of 'Lose 9-0 or Vanessa's Toast' we are
shown Chronos Restaurant -
an addition from artist Gio Chronopoulos,
perhaps?
In
issue #2, our nasty villains in 'Loose 9-0' are drinking 'Strong Beer'
with a big strong boy on the
label. Surely it's one of the 3D team.
Does anyone know who, exactly?
From
issue #10, the main Striker strips became officially sponsored
by a Pinner-based businessman.
His company names appear on all
the hoardings in the strips,
and they even feature in the cover detail!
Ah,
the pressures of producing a 3D weekly. If you look at issue #3,
bottom of page 6, you'll find
the whiteboard in the Warbury changing
has been printed back-to-front
by mistake!
In
the news
The
Hound: May 2005
Striker
Comic folds...
The
Hound: December 2004
Striker
team get War Of The Worlds rights...
The
Hound: July 2004
Striker hits its shares target...
The
Hound: April 2004
Striker Comic seeks investors...
The
Hound: August 2003
Striker Comic is launched...
Strip
credits
Lose 9 - 0 or Vanessa's Toast!
issues 1-12
story
& storyboards: Pete Nash
3D
artists: Simon Ravenhill, Juan Carbrera
final
artists: Joel Carpenter, Gianluca Bonomo
other
3D artists: Jason Edwards, Giorgos Chronopoulos,
Kevin Richter, Chris Dymond
Chuck's Choice
issues 13-40
story & script:
Pete Nash
3D
artists: Simon Ravenhill, Juan Cabrera,
Will Turner, Jimmy O'Ready, Matt Pearson
final artists: Joel
Carpenter, Luca Bonomo
McMisery
issues 41-48
story & script: Pete Nash
3D
artists: Simon Ravenhill, Juan Cabrera,
Will
Turner, Jimmy O'Ready,
Matt
Pearson
final artists: Joel
Carpenter, Luca Bonomo
Boris the Bad
issues 49-87
story & script: Pete Nash
3D artists: Simon
Ravenhill, Will Turner,
Kate
Bratley, Oliver Spinks, Juan Cabrera,
Micha
Noordegraaf, Phil Radford,
Jimmy
O'Ready
final artists: Joel
Carpenter, Luca Bonomo
The Big Match
weekly fixtures / issues 1-87
3D artists: Damian Ram,
Adrian Denne
final artist: Joel Carpenter, Luca
Bonomo