'It's a cracker!' ______________________________________________________________________ Cracker was something a little bit different
from DC Thomson, an attempt at
something more eccentric, a little bit 'whacky'.
The comic was hosted by a
baby-faced terror called Sammy who introduced
each strip and, together with
his dog Flash, passed comments on the events
and happenings in each issue.
Young Sammy revelled in mischief and mayhem.
He encouraged readers to send
in pictures of Ghastly Geezers for his weekly
gallery and brought us a Special
Report each issue revealing the truth behind
such seemingly innocuous past-times
as hiking, or the truth about trees, or kissing.
Cracker's
strips included Young Foo - The Kung Fu Kid,
Big-Head Branny - The Strong-Arm Janny, a gang of nutty
kids called Curly's Commandos, a trio of cooky squirrels
known as The Nutters, and a ghostly cook called Spooky
Cookie. There was also a pull-out style centre section
known as Skooldaze which featured The Snookums, The
Skookums and The Spookums in a trio of school-based
strips. The back page of every issue was devoted to a
spoof Mad Ad, this was a full-page colour advert for such
madcap creations as Dapper Flappers false ears, Puddle
Bootsies and Splasho Brushless Paint - 'place tin in middle
of room, open lid, light fuse...' - Splasho was obviously the
brand used by Mr Bean, Rowan Atkinson's monosyllabic
star who painted his room in a similar fashion some
twenty years later.
Cracker
survived for just 87 issues before it succumbed to that deadly comics
disease - the merger. The title was incorporated
into DC Thomson's broadsheet
title Beezer where it featured as special centre-section,
just like the Skooldaze
section had been within Cracker's own pages...
1st
issue strips:
Young Foo
Simple Spyman
Big-Head Branny
Spookie Cookie
Scrapper
Castaways On Planet Doom
Billy The Kid
Hector The Collector
The Snookums
The Headhunters
Spookum Skool
Joe Soap
Curly's Commandos
Sammy Says
The Nutters
Dunder Ed
Iron Hand
Mad Ad
Later
additions:
Little 'Orror
Slojak
Fiends Beans
Wonder Wellies
Cracker's free gifts:
#1 - Squeeze' n' Squeak Fun Balloon
#2 - The Cracker Bang Noise Maker
#3 - Wheels And Squeals
Facts-And-Fun Book
#4 - The Funny-Face-Maker
What's intriguing about Cracker is the way that
its strips borrowed freely from
past DC Thomson successes as well as from its
main publishing rival Fleetway
IPC Magazines. Cracker, in turn, 'inspired' several
themes and strips in later
Fleetway publications. The comic was certainly
caught up in the melee between
the two publishers. Which came first? - Who knows,
it's a chicken and egg
situation, but here are some of the more interesting
connections:
Cracker had its back-cover Mad Ads. One month after its demise
Fleetway launched Krazy
comic which became renowned for its
own backcover gags and
'disguises'...
A later Cracker strip, Fiend's Beans starred a lad called Fred who
liked to
dine on magic beans from
Transylvania which turned him into a monster.
Four years later, Fleetway's
Jackpot comic introduced Full O'Beans,
in
which a chap called Freddie
would guzzle down tins of Ben's Beans and turn
into a hulking superhero...
Big-Head Branny - The Strong-Arm Janny was the unmistakable influence
for Fleetway's B. Ware
- Caretaker, who starred in School Fun and Buster...
And
School Fun of course, was Fleetway's school-themed comic from
the eighties which looked
very much like the Schooldaze section of Cracker.
What's more, School
Fun was a short-lived title quickly merged into Buster
comic where it was presented
- you guessed it! - as a pull-out centre section...
And
let's go the whole hog here. In Cracker #25 we were introduced to
young Jimmie Kellie and
his Wonder Wellies. Eight years later, in Fleetway's
Buster comic artist Dave
Follows brought us Willy and his own Wonder Wellies
for which he picked up a cartoonist of the year award. Not only
that, but Cracker's strip
was drawn by the the same artist who'd
previously darn Grizzly
Bear-Hug for Monster Fun comic. Struth! - Talk
about swings and roundabouts...
There are many more connections, of course. Young
Foo was just like Fleetway's Karate Kid.
Curly's Commandos were just like The Pirates in Whizzer & Chips.
Little 'Orror was 'inspired' by Draculass
in Monster Fun. Gosh, you could
play this game all day!